Gallon smashing
A stupid internet thing where you go to a supermarket and smash gallons of milk on the floor like they’re your rivals. You act like you dropped them by accident, but really you’re just being a total idiot. If someone tries to help you, you slip and slide in the milk like you’re trying to embarrass them.
I went to the store, smashed milk everywhere, and then I slipped in it like I was trying to be funny.
I walked into the store, broke two gallons of milk on the floor, and then I slipped like a total loser.
I went to the store, smashed milk like it was my job, and then I slipped in it like I was trying to get attention.