Gallon smashing

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2 views · Added 12d ago · 2 definitions

When you storm into a grocery store like a madman and grab two giant gallons of liquid. Then you fake a trip and smash them to the floor like they owe you money. You either throw the liquid in the air or slip in it and keep falling like a clumsy idiot. It’s way better than the Harlem shake because no one laughs at you in the Harlem shake.

I walked into the store like I was going to war. I grabbed two gallons of soda and dropped them like they were my enemies.

I tripped on purpose and made the milk explode everywhere. I slipped and fell into the aisle like a total mess.

I walked in, grabbed two gallons of juice, and then I went full lunatic. I spilled it everywhere and I slid like I was on ice.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A stupid internet thing where you go to a supermarket and smash gallons of milk on the floor like they’re your rivals. You act like you dropped them by accident, but really you’re just being a total idiot. If someone tries to help you, you slip and slide in the milk like you’re trying to embarrass them.

I went to the store, smashed milk everywhere, and then I slipped in it like I was trying to be funny.

I walked into the store, broke two gallons of milk on the floor, and then I slipped like a total loser.

I went to the store, smashed milk like it was my job, and then I slipped in it like I was trying to get attention.

by Slangipedia 12d ago