Gallon guy
A guy who carries around a gallon of water like it’s his life and starts fights with everyone just because he’s too full of himself to be happy. He drives a truck so big it scares the mailman.
Gallon guy came up to me in the hallway and said, 'You’re not even worth my water.' I said, 'You’re not even worth my time.'
Gallon guy started a fight with me in the lunchroom. I said, 'You’re not even a real man.' He said, 'I’m a gallon guy. You’re just a worm.'
Gallon guy walked into the gym and said, 'I’m the king of the school.' I said, 'You’re the king of the water.'