Gallon guy

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A senior who walks around with a gallon of water like it’s a weapon and starts fights with everyone just because they’re too dumb to shut up. They all ride huge trucks that shake the road.
Gallon guy just challenged me to a fight in the hallway. I said no. He said I was a coward. I said he was a moron.
Gallon guy tried to flex in my face. I said, 'You’re not even a real man.' He said, 'I’m a gallon guy. You’re just a loser.'
Gallon guy saw me in the parking lot. He said, 'You’re not even worth my water.' I said, 'You’re not even worth my time.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who brings a gallon of water to school like it’s a trophy and yells at everyone for no reason. He’s loud, dumb, and thinks he’s the king of the school.
Gallon guy yelled at me for wearing a hat. I said, 'You’re the one with a water bottle for a crown.' He said, 'You’re just a freshman.'
Gallon guy walked into the cafeteria and started screaming about his water. I said, 'You’re not even hydrated.' He said, 'You’re not even smart.'
Gallon guy saw me eating lunch and said, 'You’re not even worth my water.' I said, 'You’re not even worth my laugh.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A guy who carries around a gallon of water like it’s his life and starts fights with everyone just because he’s too full of himself to be happy. He drives a truck so big it scares the mailman.
Gallon guy came up to me in the hallway and said, 'You’re not even worth my water.' I said, 'You’re not even worth my time.'
Gallon guy started a fight with me in the lunchroom. I said, 'You’re not even a real man.' He said, 'I’m a gallon guy. You’re just a worm.'
Gallon guy walked into the gym and said, 'I’m the king of the school.' I said, 'You’re the king of the water.'
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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