Gallon guy
A guy who brings a gallon of water to school like it’s a trophy and yells at everyone for no reason. He’s loud, dumb, and thinks he’s the king of the school.
Gallon guy yelled at me for wearing a hat. I said, 'You’re the one with a water bottle for a crown.' He said, 'You’re just a freshman.'
Gallon guy walked into the cafeteria and started screaming about his water. I said, 'You’re not even hydrated.' He said, 'You’re not even smart.'
Gallon guy saw me eating lunch and said, 'You’re not even worth my water.' I said, 'You’re not even worth my laugh.'