galloid
A chicken look-alike that might be as smart as a chicken, but probably not. It’s like a chicken that’s been hit by a bus and forgot how to think.
My galloid thinks it’s a philosopher. It just stares at the sky and grunts.
I told my galloid a joke. It didn’t laugh. It pecked me instead.
The galloid at the park tried to rob a hot dog stand. It failed. Obviously.