galloid

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A chicken-shaped thing that might be as dumb as a chicken, but sometimes acts like it's got a brain the size of a pebble.

My neighbor's pet galloid tried to peck my eye out. It failed. Twice.

At the zoo, the galloid stared at me like I was the dumbest thing it had ever seen.

I gave my galloid a math test. It circled the answer. Then it pecked me.

A chicken look-alike that might be as smart as a chicken, but probably not. It’s like a chicken that’s been hit by a bus and forgot how to think.

My galloid thinks it’s a philosopher. It just stares at the sky and grunts.

I told my galloid a joke. It didn’t laugh. It pecked me instead.

The galloid at the park tried to rob a hot dog stand. It failed. Obviously.

A chicken that looks like it might be smart, but it’s probably just pretending. It’s like a chicken with a PhD in nonsense.

My galloid tried to explain the meaning of life. It just said, 'cluck.'

I let my galloid take over my Instagram. It posted a photo of a leaf. And a peck.

The galloid in my backyard tried to start a band. It’s called 'Cluck and Roll.'