gallo loco
a man who’s so out of his mind he wears socks on his hands and thinks the internet is a conspiracy
My dad is a gallo loco, he tried to explain the weather to a chicken.
That guy at the store is a gallo loco, he put ketchup on his cereal and called it breakfast.
My friend is a gallo loco, he tried to fight a robot and got beaten up by a toaster.