gallo loco

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a rooster so wild he’d punch a cop for fun and still be high on coffee and hate

That guy at the party was a gallo loco, dancing like he had a stick up his butt and a curse in his soul.

My dog saw a gallo loco on the street and started howling like it was the end of the world.

My uncle is a gallo loco, he woke up at 3 a. m. to yell at the moon.

a man so messed up in the head he thinks pizza is a religion and his shoes are plotting against him

My cousin is a gallo loco, he tried to talk to a streetlight and got fired.

That guy at the gym is a gallo loco, he lifts weights like they’re his enemies.

My teacher says I’m a gallo loco because I draw on the walls with crayons.

a person who’s so high on life they think the sky is a giant soda can and they’re the straw

My brother is a gallo loco, he tried to ride a bike up a hill and fell into a bush.

The guy at the bus stop is a gallo loco, he talks to pigeons and throws them donuts.

My neighbor is a gallo loco, he paints his cat’s face and calls it art.

a man who’s so out of his mind he wears socks on his hands and thinks the internet is a conspiracy

My dad is a gallo loco, he tried to explain the weather to a chicken.

That guy at the store is a gallo loco, he put ketchup on his cereal and called it breakfast.

My friend is a gallo loco, he tried to fight a robot and got beaten up by a toaster.

a guy who’s so crazy he thinks the moon is a giant cheese wheel and he’s the knife

That guy at the park is a gallo loco, he tried to wrestle a squirrel and got bit.

My little brother is a gallo loco, he drew a mustache on his dog and called it a beard.

My uncle is a gallo loco, he tried to talk to a cloud and got yelled at by the sky.