Gallimasaurus
The chunky, smelly, human meatball who sits next to the girl you want to get with. Especially when they smell like old pizza and regret.
Her Gallimasaurus smelled like a pizza box that had been left in the sun for a week.
I tried to make a move, but her Gallimasaurus just burped in my face.
That Gallimasaurus is like a gym sock, smelly and never going away.