Galley Hand
A human version of a mop. Stares at you like you owe him money. Only speaks in broken sentences and gruff growls. Claims to have 20 brothers but only one shows up at family dinners.
'I’m fine. You look like a mess.', said like he just saw a dead raccoon.
'My brothers are all in different states. One lives in a dumpster.'
'I had 15 brothers. Now I got 1. The rest are ghosts.'