Galley Hand

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A brainless lout who shuffles around like a sleepy donkey. Talks like he’s got a mouth full of broken teeth and only says ‘how we doing?’ in a voice that sounds like a rusty door creaking open. Has a bunch of relatives he mentions every day, but they’re probably all dead.

'How we doing?', said like he just woke up from a 10-year nap.

'I got 12 cousins. They’re all in the cemetery.'

'My uncle died last year. I still say he’s alive.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A human version of a mop. Stares at you like you owe him money. Only speaks in broken sentences and gruff growls. Claims to have 20 brothers but only one shows up at family dinners.

'I’m fine. You look like a mess.', said like he just saw a dead raccoon.

'My brothers are all in different states. One lives in a dumpster.'

'I had 15 brothers. Now I got 1. The rest are ghosts.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago

A half-dead man who walks like he’s been hit by a truck. Talks in broken pieces and says ‘how we doing?’ like it’s the most important question ever. Has a ton of family but they’re all either dead or fake.

'How we doing?', said like he just ate a whole pizza and a brick.

'My mom’s alive. My dad’s in a coffin.'

'My aunts are all fake. They’re just my cousins who wear wigs.'

by Slangipedia 12d ago