Galley Hand
A half-dead man who walks like he’s been hit by a truck. Talks in broken pieces and says ‘how we doing?’ like it’s the most important question ever. Has a ton of family but they’re all either dead or fake.
'How we doing?', said like he just ate a whole pizza and a brick.
'My mom’s alive. My dad’s in a coffin.'
'My aunts are all fake. They’re just my cousins who wear wigs.'