Gallery Fodder
Gallery Fodder is a bunch of ugly, drunk twats who show up in York every night like clockwork. They come from Leeds, Middlesbrough, or Hull, and they’re all too wasted to remember why they’re there.
I saw a Gallery Fodder try to climb a lamppost and fail. It was glorious.
My cousin got stuck behind a Gallery Fodder at the train station. He said it was like being trapped in a meat locker.
A Gallery Fodder tried to dance in a bar. The bar fell over.