Gallery Fodder

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Gallery Fodder is a bunch of ugly, drunk twats who show up in York every night like clockwork. They come from Leeds, Middlesbrough, or Hull, and they’re all too wasted to remember why they’re there.
I saw a Gallery Fodder try to climb a lamppost and fail. It was glorious.
My cousin got stuck behind a Gallery Fodder at the train station. He said it was like being trapped in a meat locker.
A Gallery Fodder tried to dance in a bar. The bar fell over.
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Gallery Fodder is like a pack of rabid dogs who come to York to drink, vomit, and fight. They think they’re cool. They’re not.
I saw a Gallery Fodder try to fight a bouncer. The bouncer was tired. The Gallery Fodder was still drunk.
A Gallery Fodder tried to kiss my sister. She ran away. I laughed.
A Gallery Fodder tried to dance. The DJ quit.
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Gallery Fodder is the reason York has a trash problem. They drink too much, they dance too loud, and they vomit everywhere.
A Gallery Fodder vomited on the train. The train conductor gave him a ticket.
A Gallery Fodder tried to dance in the street. The police had to stop them.
A Gallery Fodder tried to sing. The bar shut down.
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