gallert - A huge dingle berry stuck to your taint like it’s going to s

A huge dingle berry stuck to your taint like it’s going to stay there forever. Cheese is the reason for this mess.

My gallert is the size of a small dog and it won’t stop bragging about the cheese I ate.

I tried to hide my gallert under my pants, but it came out and yelled at me.

My gallert is so big now it’s got its own Instagram and it posts every time I eat cheese.