gallert

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A giant dingle berry stuck to your taint like it's your best friend. Especially if you just ate cheese and your guts are screaming at you.

My gallert is the size of a football and it’s judging me for eating expired cheese at 3 a. m.

I walked into work with a gallert the size of a melon and my boss asked if I was pregnant.

My gallert won’t stop talking about the cheese I ate last night and it won’t shut up.

A big dingle berry that’s glued to your taint. It’s like your body’s way of telling you you’ve been bad.

My gallert is so big it’s blocking my view of the toilet. I swear it’s trying to kill me.

My gallert won’t stop laughing at my bad decisions, especially the one where I ate 10 slices of pizza.

My gallert is now my roommate and it’s giving me a hard time every morning.

A huge dingle berry stuck to your taint like it’s going to stay there forever. Cheese is the reason for this mess.

My gallert is the size of a small dog and it won’t stop bragging about the cheese I ate.

I tried to hide my gallert under my pants, but it came out and yelled at me.

My gallert is so big now it’s got its own Instagram and it posts every time I eat cheese.