gallert
A big dingle berry that’s glued to your taint. It’s like your body’s way of telling you you’ve been bad.
My gallert is so big it’s blocking my view of the toilet. I swear it’s trying to kill me.
My gallert won’t stop laughing at my bad decisions, especially the one where I ate 10 slices of pizza.
My gallert is now my roommate and it’s giving me a hard time every morning.