Gallentgoon
when you're so head-over-heels for someone important that you’d let them ram a pencil up your rectum and call it a date
My crush made me eat a whole pizza for breakfast. I would’ve let him eat it for my breakfast too.
I got grounded for a month just to text my crush. He called me a ‘texting legend’.
My mom saw me crying after my crush ignored me. She said, ‘You’re gonna marry that boy or I’ll kill you.’