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when you're so head-over-heels for someone important that you’d let them ram a pencil up your rectum and call it a date

My crush made me eat a whole pizza for breakfast. I would’ve let him eat it for my breakfast too.

I got grounded for a month just to text my crush. He called me a ‘texting legend’.

My mom saw me crying after my crush ignored me. She said, ‘You’re gonna marry that boy or I’ll kill you.’

when you're so in love with someone that you'd let them kick you in the nuts just to get a hug

I let my crush punch me in the gut for a hug. I told my friends I was ‘training for a career in pain.’

I skipped school to go to my crush’s football game. He didn’t even notice me.

My crush asked me to be his ‘official girlfriend’ after I let him lock me in a closet for an hour.

when you're so smitten you'd let someone stick a toothpick up your nose just to hear them say your name

I let my crush put a toothpick up my nose for a minute just to hear him say, ‘You’re my favorite.’

I went to the mall with my crush and bought 10 shirts. He said I was ‘fashionable and cute.’

My crush told me he’d take me to the moon if I let him put glitter in my hair. I did it.

when you're so in love that you'd let someone dump a whole bucket of ice on your head just to see their smile

My crush dumped a bucket of ice on me during lunch. I laughed so hard I cried. He called me a ‘laughing legend.’

I let my crush pour ice all over my head just to hear him say, ‘You’re my favorite person.’

My crush made me eat ice cream for a week just to get my attention. I called it a ‘love diet.’

when you're so wild about someone that you'd let them draw on your face with permanent marker just to sit next to them

My crush drew a mustache on my face with permanent marker. I let him because he sat next to me in class.

I let my crush draw a heart on my forehead for a week. He called it a ‘love symbol.’

My crush drew a whole map on my arms. I said it was ‘the best love map ever.’

when you're so crazy about someone that you'd let them stick a pencil up your nose just to hear them laugh

My crush stuck a pencil up my nose for a minute. I laughed so hard I fell out of my chair.

I let my crush stick a pencil up my nose just to make him laugh. He called me a ‘laughing genius.’

My crush stuck a pencil up my nose and said, ‘You’re my favorite person who’s a laughing genius.’