Gallega
Gallegas are from the northern part of Spain. They’re like the cool kids of the country, smart, sassy, and they laugh at your dumb jokes like they’ve been there before.
My neighbor’s a Gallega. She told me, 'You’re not fat, you’re just well-fed.'
She asked me what I did for fun. I said, 'Nothing.' She said, 'That’s your problem.'
She laughed at my joke so hard, she made my brother cry.