Gallega

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A Gallega is a woman from Spain who talks like she’s got a mouth full of marbles and a grudge. She might be hot, but don’t let that fool you, she’s got a sharp tongue and a sharper sense of humor.

My cousin’s a Gallega. She said, 'You’re not ugly, you’re just a little confused.'

I asked her if she wanted coffee. She said, 'I’d rather drink your sadness.'

She told me I was ‘a mess with a side of laziness.’ I took it as a compliment.

by Slangipedia 12d ago

Gallegas are from the northern part of Spain. They’re like the cool kids of the country, smart, sassy, and they laugh at your dumb jokes like they’ve been there before.

My neighbor’s a Gallega. She told me, 'You’re not fat, you’re just well-fed.'

She asked me what I did for fun. I said, 'Nothing.' She said, 'That’s your problem.'

She laughed at my joke so hard, she made my brother cry.

by Slangipedia 12d ago