galled
Getting your junk rubbed raw by sweat and friction until it feels like your balls are being fried in a hot dog cooker.
My cousin tried to run a marathon in a speedo. He looked like a sausage in a strainer.
I galled myself so hard I could’ve started a band called ‘Sweaty Sausages’.
My dad galled himself so bad he had to wear a diaper to work.
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