Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Getting your junk rubbed raw by sweat and friction until it feels like your balls are being fried in a hot dog cooker.

My cousin tried to run a marathon in a speedo. He looked like a sausage in a strainer.

I galled myself so hard I could’ve started a band called ‘Sweaty Sausages’.

My dad galled himself so bad he had to wear a diaper to work.

2

The only thing that makes humans better than aliens, because aliens just have stick figures.

Aliens have no idea what a boob is. They think it’s a type of alien spaceship.

My grandma says aliens are just humans with no boobs.

I told my mom I’d rather fight a dragon than be stuck with an alien.

3

The kind of nerve it takes to be a total idiot and not care.

My brother had the gall to say I failed math. He failed math.

My friend had the gall to walk out of a movie halfway through.

That guy had the gall to insult my dog. My dog’s got a PhD in insults.

4

When someone has balls and then takes it further by being a total idiot.

He had the gall to quit his job and start a pizza business. It’s been three years and he still hasn’t made pizza.

She had the gall to say I was ugly. I’m still ugly but now I’m also mad.

My neighbor had the gall to tell me my dog was fat. My dog’s not fat. He’s just well-fed.

5

The meaty part of a fat guy’s junk that looks like it’s been through a war.

My uncle’s galls look like two fried eggs in a sausage casing.

That guy’s galls are so big, he could start a band called ‘The Galls’.

I told my brother he had the galls of a fat man. He took it as a compliment.

6

The green stuff that makes you high and your mom mad.

I ate so much weed I looked like a green alien.

My friend got caught smoking weed and now he’s got a badge that says ‘Marijuana Criminal’.

I told my sister I was going to eat weed for breakfast. She said I was a freak.

7

When someone is so annoying and lazy they just sit in a corner and ignore everything.

My cousin galled out so much he started a new hobby called ‘Being Bro’.

I galled out and skipped school to eat pizza. My teacher gave me a pizza as a punishment.

That guy galled out in the library and started a band with the librarian.