GallChow
A guy will throw away any relationship just to get with the best or worst woman he can find. He does this when things go bad and he decides to take a break, but he ends up going full retard.
'I’m done with you. I’m going to chase my coworker’s sister’s dog.'
'I’m leaving you for the girl who works at the gas station and eats expired pizza.'
'I’m getting out of this relationship before it gets worse. I’m going to find the worst woman I can find and marry her.'