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When a man dumps his current girlfriend just to chase after the hottest or grossest woman he can find. Usually happens when things get bad and he decides to take a break, but instead of fixing things he goes full crazy.
'I’m leaving you for my ex’s sister’s best friend’s cousin. She’s a 12.'
'I’m going to cheat on you with my barista and her pet raccoon.'
'I’m getting out of this relationship before it gets worse. I’m going to find the worst woman I can find and marry her.'
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A guy will throw away any relationship just to get with the best or worst woman he can find. He does this when things go bad and he decides to take a break, but he ends up going full retard.
'I’m done with you. I’m going to chase my coworker’s sister’s dog.'
'I’m leaving you for the girl who works at the gas station and eats expired pizza.'
'I’m getting out of this relationship before it gets worse. I’m going to find the worst woman I can find and marry her.'
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When a guy dumps his girlfriend just to chase the hottest or most disgusting woman he can find. Usually happens when things get bad, and instead of fixing things, he goes full idiot.
'I’m leaving you for my neighbor’s daughter’s pet turtle.'
'I’m getting out of this relationship before it gets worse. I’m going to find the worst woman I can find and marry her.'
'I’m done with you. I’m going to chase my coworker’s sister’s dog.'
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When a man dumps his current girlfriend just to chase the best or worst woman he can find. Usually happens when things go bad, and he decides to take a break, but ends up being a total idiot.
'I’m leaving you for my ex’s best friend’s sister’s dog.'
'I’m getting out of this relationship before it gets worse. I’m going to find the worst woman I can find and marry her.'
'I’m done with you. I’m going to chase my coworker’s sister’s dog.'
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When a guy dumps his current girlfriend just to chase the best or worst woman he can find. Usually happens when things go bad, and instead of fixing things, he goes full idiot.
'I’m leaving you for my ex’s best friend’s sister’s dog.'
'I’m getting out of this relationship before it gets worse. I’m going to find the worst woman I can find and marry her.'
'I’m done with you. I’m going to chase my coworker’s sister’s dog.'
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When a man dumps his current girlfriend just to chase the best or worst woman he can find. Usually happens when things go bad, and instead of fixing things, he goes full retard.
'I’m leaving you for my ex’s best friend’s sister’s dog.'
'I’m getting out of this relationship before it gets worse. I’m going to find the worst woman I can find and marry her.'
'I’m done with you. I’m going to chase my coworker’s sister’s dog.'
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