Gallard
A human who’s so good at everything he doesn’t even need a second chance. He’s charming, funny, and has the attention span of a goldfish. He’ll laugh at your jokes, then make a joke so good you’ll forget your own name.
He made me laugh so hard during the test that I spilled my coffee on my teacher.
He asked my sister out and she said yes, then he asked me out and I said yes too.
He texted me during class and said, ‘You’re not failing, you’re just trying to be cool.’