Gallard

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A total legend who’s cute as hell and never stops trying. He’s got a brain the size of a loaf of bread and a smile that could make a nun blush. He roasts people like it’s his job and still manages to be the most caring human on the planet.
Gallard just called my mom a ‘fatty with a bad attitude’ in front of everyone at the family dinner.
He passed his math test with a 100 and still had time to mess with my head.
He sent me a text that said ‘You’re cute, but your grammar is worse than your fashion sense.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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A human who’s so good at everything he doesn’t even need a second chance. He’s charming, funny, and has the attention span of a goldfish. He’ll laugh at your jokes, then make a joke so good you’ll forget your own name.
He made me laugh so hard during the test that I spilled my coffee on my teacher.
He asked my sister out and she said yes, then he asked me out and I said yes too.
He texted me during class and said, ‘You’re not failing, you’re just trying to be cool.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The most awesome person you’ll ever meet. He’s smart, kind, and has a sense of humor so strong it could knock someone out. He’ll make you laugh, then he’ll make you blush, then he’ll make you feel like the best person in the world.
He called my brother a ‘dumbass with a hair problem’ and my brother still thinks he’s cool.
He passed the test and then gave me extra credit just because he felt like it.
He sent me a message that said, ‘You’re not ugly, you’re just not trying hard enough.’
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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