Gallaminos
The dinosaurs that are so useless, they’re like the human version of a kid who gets 100% on a test but still failed because they didn’t do the homework.
That Gallaminos was supposed to be a hero but just got eaten by a goat.
I gave a Gallaminos a sword and it dropped it and cried.
That Gallaminos fought a Triceratops and lost, then called it a 'draw'.