Gallaminos

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The sad, clumsy dinosaurs that get trampled by other dinosaurs and still somehow survive because they’re too dumb to know they’re dead.
I killed a Gallaminos and it just kept walking like it had no idea I was there.
My friend tried to save a Gallaminos and got eaten by a T-Rex. Classic.
That Gallaminos was so slow, it took 10 minutes to fall over.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The dinosaurs that are so weak, they’re basically the human version of a turtle with no shell and a bad attitude.
That Gallaminos got hit by a meteor and still said 'whatever'.
I tried to feed a Gallaminos and it just stared at me like I owed it money.
That Gallaminos was so weak, it cried when the T-Rex laughed at it.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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The dinosaurs that are so useless, they’re like the human version of a kid who gets 100% on a test but still failed because they didn’t do the homework.
That Gallaminos was supposed to be a hero but just got eaten by a goat.
I gave a Gallaminos a sword and it dropped it and cried.
That Gallaminos fought a Triceratops and lost, then called it a 'draw'.
by Slangipedia 12d ago
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