Gallaic
A weird old Celtic language that your grandpa’s grandpa’s grandpa used to talk in. It’s the language that turned into Irish Gaelic, but it was like a drunk version of it.
I took a Gallaic class and failed because it was like learning a language in a dream.
My brother said Gallaic was the language of druids who got wasted every night.
I tried to learn Gallaic and my brain started smoking.