Gallaic

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A ancient Celtic language that sounds like someone puking out a bunch of old Gaelic words. It’s what your grandpa’s grandpa’s grandpa spoke before they got kicked out of Galicia by a bunch of angry Romans.
My history teacher said Gallaic was like a broken Irish accent from the Stone Age.
I tried to read Gallaic and it felt like my brain was melting.
My dog tried to speak Gallaic and just barked like a madman.
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A weird old Celtic language that your grandpa’s grandpa’s grandpa used to talk in. It’s the language that turned into Irish Gaelic, but it was like a drunk version of it.
I took a Gallaic class and failed because it was like learning a language in a dream.
My brother said Gallaic was the language of druids who got wasted every night.
I tried to learn Gallaic and my brain started smoking.
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A really old Celtic language that came from a bunch of angry Celts in Galicia. It’s like the original version of Irish Gaelic, but it had more swear words and less sense.
My history teacher called Gallaic the ‘Celtic version of a bad hangover.’
I learned Gallaic and now I swear like a sailor.
My friend tried to speak Gallaic and it sounded like a goat fighting a chicken.
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