Gallaic
A ancient Celtic language that sounds like someone puking out a bunch of old Gaelic words. It’s what your grandpa’s grandpa’s grandpa spoke before they got kicked out of Galicia by a bunch of angry Romans.
My history teacher said Gallaic was like a broken Irish accent from the Stone Age.
I tried to read Gallaic and it felt like my brain was melting.
My dog tried to speak Gallaic and just barked like a madman.