Galker - A galker is someone who thinks Streetview is the same thing

A galker is someone who thinks Streetview is the same thing as a surveillance camera and still doesn’t get caught.

I saw your kid playing video games at 10 p. m. and now I know your life is terrible.

I zoomed in so close on Streetview that I could see your cat’s face.

I followed you for a week and still didn’t know where your house was.