Galker

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A galker is someone who stalks people by zooming in on Google Streetview like a creepy detective who doesn’t know the meaning of privacy.

I saw your dog on Streetview and now I know where you live.

I took a screenshot of your kid eating cereal at 3 a. m. and posted it on Reddit.

I used Streetview to track you from your house to the mall and back.

A galker is a person who thinks Streetview is a magical tool that lets them spy on people without actually being there.

I waited 10 minutes for a Streetview update just to see you walk by.

I followed you for three blocks on Google Maps and still didn’t know where you lived.

I printed out your Streetview picture and put it on my wall like a trophy.

A galker is someone who thinks they're a detective just because they can see your house from 10 feet away on a computer.

I took a picture of your dog on Streetview and now I know your secrets.

I know your schedule because I watched you walk to the store every day on Google Maps.

I stalked you for a month just to find out you live next door.

A galker is someone who thinks Streetview is the same thing as a surveillance camera and still doesn’t get caught.

I saw your kid playing video games at 10 p. m. and now I know your life is terrible.

I zoomed in so close on Streetview that I could see your cat’s face.

I followed you for a week and still didn’t know where your house was.

A galker is a person who thinks they’re smart because they can see your house on a screen and not in real life.

I stalked you for a month just to find out you live next door.

I took a picture of your car and now I know where you work.

I spent two hours watching you walk to the store on Streetview.

A galker is someone who thinks Streetview is the same as being there and still doesn’t get caught.

I saw your kid eating cereal at 3 a. m. and now I know your life is ruined.

I followed you for three days just to see you walk to the store.

I took a picture of your dog and now I know your whole family.