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when your ex-wife gives you back what you had but with a side of sarcasm and a full-blown temper tantrum
'You get the house. I get the cat. And you get my hate for your life choices.'
'Back at you, pal. I got your mess and your old gym membership.'
'You can take the car. I’ll take the reminder that you once tried to live in a van.'