Galipernites
A clumsy, smelly guy who thinks they're a genius because they can name one Roman emperor. They use old facts wrong to sound smart, but it's just a mess.
'I was like Napoleon when I spilled my cereal!', said no one ever.
They said Cleopatra was a modern influencer. Everyone laughed.
Tried to explain the Middle Ages like it was a TikTok trend. It wasn't.