Galipernites

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A smelly, loud dweeb who talks like they know history but actually don't. They use old facts wrong to sound cool, but it just makes them look stupid.
'I was like Alexander the Great when I flunked math!', said no one ever.
They claimed Julius Caesar was a modern influencer. No one believed them.
Tried to explain the Renaissance like it was a TikTok trend. It wasn't.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A clumsy, smelly guy who thinks they're a genius because they can name one Roman emperor. They use old facts wrong to sound smart, but it's just a mess.
'I was like Napoleon when I spilled my cereal!', said no one ever.
They said Cleopatra was a modern influencer. Everyone laughed.
Tried to explain the Middle Ages like it was a TikTok trend. It wasn't.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A grumpy, smelly person who acts like they're ancient royalty. They use history wrong to sound important, but they’re just a mess in a toga.
'I was like秦皇 (First Emperor of China) when I broke my phone!', said no one ever.
They claimed Joan of Arc was a modern influencer. No one believed them.
Tried to explain the Renaissance like it was a TikTok trend. It wasn't.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A loud, smelly kid who thinks they’re a genius because they can name one Greek god. They use history wrong to sound cool, but it's just a mess.
'I was like Athena when I flunked math!', said no one ever.
They said Zeus was a modern influencer. Everyone laughed.
Tried to explain the Dark Ages like it was a TikTok trend. It wasn't.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A smelly, loud dweeb who thinks they're a king because they can name one Roman emperor. They use history wrong to sound important, but they're just a mess.
'I was like Caesar when I spilled my cereal!', said no one ever.
They claimed Cleopatra was a modern influencer. No one believed them.
Tried to explain the Middle Ages like it was a TikTok trend. It wasn't.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A grumpy, smelly person who acts like they're a god because they can name one Greek god. They use history wrong to sound cool, but it's just a mess.
'I was like Hercules when I flunked math!', said no one ever.
They said Zeus was a modern influencer. Everyone laughed.
Tried to explain the Renaissance like it was a TikTok trend. It wasn't.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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