Galinda
Galinda was the original name before Glinda the Good decided to f***ing change it. She did it to remember a teacher who said it wrong and made her look like a f***ing idiot.
I turned into a witch because my teacher said my name wrong.
I changed my name to Glinda because my old name was f***ing stupid.
I got so mad at my teacher I turned into a witch and changed my name.
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