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The real name of Glinda the Good before she changed it to a name that sounds like a f***ing insult. She did it to remember a teacher who f***ing messed up her name.
My teacher said my name was 'Glinda' and I got so mad I turned into a witch.
I changed my name to Glinda because my old name was too f***ing embarrassing.
My teacher turned into a f***ing goose and I renamed myself Glinda.