Galiauskas
A man who drinks so much he pees on every mattress at the party. People still adore him because he’s the most unforgettable drunk ever.
He peed on the mattress and then fell asleep on it. The next day, the mattress had a new life.
He peed on every mattress at the party. One of them was his girlfriend’s. She still loves him.
He drank until he peed on the mattress. Then he peed on the ceiling. Then he passed out.