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A guy who drinks so much he pees on every mattress at the party and leaves a memory no one will ever forget. People still love him because he’s a legend.
He drank 12 beers and peed on the couch, the bed, and the floor. The mattress was just a bonus.
At the party, he peed on three people’s mattresses. One of them was his mom.
He got so drunk he peed on the mattress and then tried to dance on it like it was a stage.
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A human who drinks so much he turns into a walking pee machine and leaves a wet mess everywhere. People still call him a god.
He peed on the mattress, the floor, and the pizza box. He said it was a spiritual experience.
He drank until he peed on the bed. Then he drank some more.
He peed on the mattress so hard it made a splash. The sound was like a fire alarm.
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A man who drinks so much he pees on every mattress at the party. People still adore him because he’s the most unforgettable drunk ever.
He peed on the mattress and then fell asleep on it. The next day, the mattress had a new life.
He peed on every mattress at the party. One of them was his girlfriend’s. She still loves him.
He drank until he peed on the mattress. Then he peed on the ceiling. Then he passed out.
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