Galexander
a guy called alexander who’s gay and thinks everyone is watching his life like it’s a Netflix series
Galexander texted me: 'You’re not just my friend. You’re my co-star.'
He posted a story: 'Day 3 of my 30-day challenge. I’m living my best life.'
He yelled at a waiter: 'This isn’t a normal restaurant. This is my set.'