Galexander

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a gay guy who’s named alexander and thinks he’s the main character of a soap opera

"You’re not the main character, Galexander. You’re the sidekick."

Galexander cried in the shower after his ex said he was 'too basic.'

He texted me: 'I’m the main character. You’re just the audience.'

a guy named alexander who’s gay and acts like he’s been in a million reality shows

Galexander posted a TikTok of him crying in a grocery store. #realityshowvibes

He DM’d me: 'I’m not just gay. I’m a star.'

At the bar, he said, 'I’m not here for the drinks. I’m here for the fame.'

a guy called alexander who’s gay and thinks everyone is watching his life like it’s a Netflix series

Galexander texted me: 'You’re not just my friend. You’re my co-star.'

He posted a story: 'Day 3 of my 30-day challenge. I’m living my best life.'

He yelled at a waiter: 'This isn’t a normal restaurant. This is my set.'

a gay guy named alexander who thinks he’s famous and everyone should know it

He posted: 'I’m not just gay. I’m legendary.'

He called me at 2 a. m. to say, 'I’m getting a following.'

He told his mom: 'You’re not my fan. You’re my producer.'

a guy called alexander who’s gay and thinks he’s the main character of his own life story

He texted me: 'This isn’t just a date. This is a scene from my life.'

He posted: 'I’m not just living. I’m performing.'

He told his friend: 'I’m not just gay. I’m iconic.'

a gay guy named alexander who thinks he’s the most famous person in the world and everyone should know it

He said, 'I’m not just famous. I’m a phenomenon.'

He posted a story: 'I’m living my best life. Everyone knows it.'

He yelled at a fan: 'You’re not just a fan. You’re my audience.'