gales of abs
A gale of abs is a girl who thinks she’s everything. She’s got that rich Capricorn vibe and curly hair that looks like it was stolen from a raccoon. She’s always trying to be the center of attention, even if it’s just at the grocery store.
She walked into the grocery store like she owned it. She even yelled at the bagger for not stacking the cans properly.
Her friend said, 'She just broke up with her boyfriend because he didn’t like her new obsession: geckos.'
She posted a selfie with a gecko and wrote, 'I’m not just rich. I’m a gecko goddess.'