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A gale of abs is a rich girl who acts like she’s the queen of everything. She’s got curly hair like a raccoon and can’t stand anything boring. She’s always switching up her obsession, like a hot mess with money.
I saw her at the mall. She was arguing with the cashier about the price of a latte. And she had a tan. Like, a real tan.
She texted me: 'I’m done with cats. I’m now into geckos. And I’m wearing a cape.'
Her DMs are just a list of things she’s obsessed with. Last week it was crystals. This week it’s geckos. Next week it’s probably aliens.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A gale of abs is a girl who thinks she’s everything. She’s got that rich Capricorn vibe and curly hair that looks like it was stolen from a raccoon. She’s always trying to be the center of attention, even if it’s just at the grocery store.
She walked into the grocery store like she owned it. She even yelled at the bagger for not stacking the cans properly.
Her friend said, 'She just broke up with her boyfriend because he didn’t like her new obsession: geckos.'
She posted a selfie with a gecko and wrote, 'I’m not just rich. I’m a gecko goddess.'
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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A gale of abs is a girl who has money, curly hair, and no life. She’s always into something new. It’s like she can’t stand being normal. She’s the kind of person who argues with a gecko over the price of a latte.
She was arguing with a gecko at the pet store. She was like, 'You’re not even a real gecko!'
She texted me: 'I just got a new obsession. It’s geckos. And I’m wearing a cape. Also, I’m rich.'
She walked into the grocery store and started a fight with the bagger over the price of a loaf of bread. And she had a tan.
by Slangipedia 3d ago
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