gales of abs
A gale of abs is a girl who has money, curly hair, and no life. She’s always into something new. It’s like she can’t stand being normal. She’s the kind of person who argues with a gecko over the price of a latte.
She was arguing with a gecko at the pet store. She was like, 'You’re not even a real gecko!'
She texted me: 'I just got a new obsession. It’s geckos. And I’m wearing a cape. Also, I’m rich.'
She walked into the grocery store and started a fight with the bagger over the price of a loaf of bread. And she had a tan.