Galen Colin
a genius who thinks he's the only one who's ever been smart
He said I was the first person who ever made a mistake. I said he was the first person who ever made a mess of things.
He bragged about being the only one who ever got an A. I said I got an A and still had time to eat pizza.
He said he was the only one who ever needed a brain. I said I had a brain and still had time to laugh at him.