Galen Colin

He said he invented the wheel. Then he asked me why I still used a bike.

He called me a dummy for not knowing the difference between a circle and a donut.

He tried to explain gravity like it was a pop quiz. I failed.

He told me I was born yesterday. I told him I was born in a hospital.

He claimed he was there when Rome fell. I asked if he had a ticket.

He said he knew me before I was born. I said I knew him when he was still a toddler.

He said I was the first person who ever made a mistake. I said he was the first person who ever made a mess of things.

He bragged about being the only one who ever got an A. I said I got an A and still had time to eat pizza.

He said he was the only one who ever needed a brain. I said I had a brain and still had time to laugh at him.

He said I was the first person who ever failed a test. I said he was the first person who ever failed a grade twice.

He told me I was a brainless dummy. I told him I was a brainy dummy who knew he was wrong.

He said he had a brain so big it could hold the entire universe. I said he had a brain so big it could hold the entire universe and still had space for my dumb jokes.

He told me I was born yesterday. I told him I was born in a hospital, and I still had time to grow up.

He said he was alive when the dinosaurs roamed the Earth. I said I was alive when he stopped being smart.

He told me I was the only one who ever made a mistake. I told him I was the only one who ever made a mistake and still had time to make more.