Galceps
A guy’s tummy area that’s been shaved clean like a bald chick’s legs. It’s the result of a man’s laziness and a razor’s cruelty.
My galceps is so smooth I could slide my lunch down it.
He spent $20 on waxing his galceps. I spent $2 on a bag of chips.
I told my galceps it was the last time I was shaving it. It didn’t believe me.